I see.
It's a 'double disc (door) cylinder'.
I'm sorry, locksmith dear.
I keep losing my keys without realizing.
Thank you very much.
Because there are people like you, the locksmith business stays alive.
I see.
Well, that's obvious , isn't it?
Such a beautiful and cute girl like you
should lose the key more often and call me again and again.
You're good at flattering remarks.
Oh no,
it's not flattering.
Is it difficult?
Nope. It's opened already.
There we go!
Isn't this great?
"Now let's have tea together."
Or something like that, please don't ask me.
If I was invited by you, you know...I still have work-
Eventually I may even go..go..go.
Bastard! Why did you change the keys?
Don't you dare change residence!
What's wrong with that?
You're only after my money, aren't you? The money!
So what? What's wrong with wanting money, huh?
Who the hell would want to be a momma's boy's partner...?!
- Excuse me!! - What?!
13000Yen, please. ($137)
You son of a b****.
Even if you don't give me a key,
this locksmith will open any door for me,
since I'm a nice woman.
Right?
No.
I'll never ever open a door for you.
Saru Lock
Episode 1-1
Translators: oh_mariko and calpis37@LJ Timing: furransu Checker: mikabella
Please take an octopus burger!
I don't need it!~
Thanks so much!~
Ritsuko will get mad if you skip practice every time!
Rock'n'Roll is my life!
What's the matter?
Ahh~ You lost the key?
It's fine like this,
This way you can save up even more money
and maybe you'll be able to buy a big house one day!
Is that so?
You're planning to buy something?
What?
A present for your girlfriend?
There's no way, right?
A present for your mom?
You, how old are you?
Makes me cry~
I'll open it straight away, just wait a minute.
There we go!
Oh, you're giving me this?
Then, as long as there's five yen. *Goen [Lucky coin] means 'good fortune' or 'connection between people'.
Thank you~ See you again!
Ah...
This isn't right.
Here you go.
Please lick it more.
Lick it, lick it~~
Lick me, lick me more!
You f**** bastard!
Why are you watching this kind of thing in other people's homes?!
Come on, it's such a good tape~
The camera doesn't get smeared?
Of course not!
It's the ceiling rather which gets smeared...!
Is this the busty star Maria's new work?
That's right~
Isn't it nice?
Go home.
I want to watch it alone.
Watching it on television is nice too, but it's even better when you see it live.
I found your best spot!
Damn it...Because of the binoculars I can't see the figure clearly.
But it pisses me off that I can't see it with the naked eye.
People from Africa have a sight of 5.0!
Why weren't we born in Africa?
What a miracle!
Wha- What a mircale!
Saru-ru-ru-ru~
Saru!
Ritsuko!
You've forgotten about the neighborhood association meeting again, haven't you?
Ye-...
It's not 'Ye-'! Hurry up!
Because the meeting's being held in your house, we can't start.
This hurts!
Uncle, this really hurts!
So, today's topic of discussion is
the recent state of the newly established
'Dating Club'.
'Dating Club'?!
What is a 'Dating Club'?
You call the girls by phone to arrange a date, and later on you can do various things with them...
You really know the details, Yamamoto.
If this continues, it might cause disorder in this area.
Agreed, yes.
And...how much do you have to pay, so the girls will come over?
It depends on the club,
but it seems like there are places which rip you off!
How about the girls' level?
I don't know that~
Then, how long is the date? What kind of service are they offering?
Don't try to call them, idiot!
Honya~, as if I would do that!
Why are you trying to call them?
You guys! Were you just trying to get ride of your worries?
Of course not! Hisato-san, believe us-
It's not a place to lose one's virginity anyway,
- Right, Saru?? - Of course!!
I would only do it with a woman I really loved!!
You, Saru...
You're a virgin?
Listen everyone~!
Don't get excited about something unrelated!
Hurry, continue!
Because the yakuza may be involved,
should we leave this matter to the youth instead?
Ok~ decided!
We've decided!
We're counting on you, Saru!~
-See you! - Isn't this unfair?
You stay here!
What was that?
I was outed.
Young girls often go in and out of the room over there.
Yes, it's there.
I still think it's better to let the police handle this matter after all.
Can't be helped, since they ignore us.
Those cops won't make a move unless they have proof.
Proof~
-Like underage prostitution? - Or corruption.
I see.
Seems like we can only figure it out if we ask every single woman over there.
Do whatever you want. I'm hungry, let's go home!
Come to think of it, Saru could just unlock the door and bring us some proof.
Ah, that's not allowed.
It's not allowed to unlock a door to steal something.
I think so too.
So, there's no choice then~
That's enough!
Whatever people are doing, it's up to them right?
Lend me that!
What's wrong?
What's wrong, Ritsuko?
All my panties are stolen.
Pa..Panties?
Yamada,
luckily the bra you like is still here~
Stop it! I have no interest in this kind of stuff.
Yamada~ These panties have been unharmed as well.
-Stop it!! -It has a sweet smell, keep it!
Yamamoto, this has the smell of the bathroom's liquid soap!
No way!
Smells the same as ours.
You bastards! That's enough!
Ritsuko, ignore them. Show me your photo album!
Why?
Just show it!
The photos are missing!
This is the work of professionals.
They add a photo to the stolen panties and sell them.
For real?!
This was when your dick was stung by a bee!
Quit it!
Ah, Yamada!
It's the love letter you gave Ritsuko in the past!
You gotta be kidding me, you're kidd-
Just kidding!~
You guys, get out of here immediately!
It's just because you want to be alone with Ritsuko, isn't it?~
What are you saying, Yamada-kun!~
Here, you have Ritsuko's bra!
Take this as a souvenir,
since the panties got stolen.
Toraji, Toraji! What are you doing?
Who are you?
Huh? It's the 32nd time I'm here.
Did you lose your key again?
- I didn't eat it. - Eat what?
I didn't eat it.
I wonder why you never forget the fact that you have to use a key in order to open the door.
I didn't drink.
There we go!
Make sure not to lose your key anymore.
Summer arrived.
Oh!
Used panties with photos attached for sale!
Panties...
Okay, okay...
Yamada!
What do you want?!
Did you manage to find yesterday's thief?
How could I possibly do that so fast?
Ah, I see.
What's on your mind?
No...
Never mind.
Ah, never mind. It's ok.
Thanks for your hard work. See you!
What was that?
What's wrong with him?
- Excuse me. - Yes?
I lost my cellphone.
Then let's call it for now.
Maybe someone has picked it up.
Can you tell me your number?
- 090 - 090, yes.
You know, if you tell this policeman your number, he'll be very persistent in calling you.
What are you saying?
That's not true.
Shall we look for the cellphone together?
If it's the shopping district, then I know the place very well.
I know every place.
I'm sorry.
You better not tell him your address!
He'll look for you without any reason.
That definitely won't happen.
He's just a pervert! A PERVERT!
Harrassment!
A policeman is harrassing someone!
It's not harrassment, it's not.
Saru,
I have a favour to ask you.
Huh? That's rare.
It's about the 'Dating Club' issue.
Ah..
Yamamoto is only enjoying the video,
just ignore him.
Actually my friend is working there,
but the guys in charge of the management-
Yamamoto, it's noisy!
Stop the video!
In the beginning they told her that only dating the men is fine,
but recently they told her to go a step further.
What's the 'step further'?
Huh? What's this about?
Put on some clothes!
To have sex.
Then why doesn't she just quit?
They're terrible.
During the first job interview they took off her clothes and took pictures and videos. And if she quits, then-
Then they will spread that data.
Uhhi, that's naughty! Isn't it, Yamamoto?
Listen Saru,
Can you please sneak into that apartment and take that data?
I'm begging you!
I really want to help you!
Stealing is not allowed.
There's no choice but to call the police.
The police won't make a move unless they have some proof.
Those are your words!
My friend is coming over soon, please listen to her!
I don't know who your friend is, but
No is no!
I just want to save Eri!
Of course I know that a locksmith isn't allowed to unlock doors for stealing.
And I also know that Eri is just some girl for you!
But she's really in trouble;
furthermore she's my friend!
Can you just help me this one time?
That's what is called empathy, isn't it?
What's with empathy...
It's OVER if a locksmith unlocks a door for stealing!
Do you get that?!
You bastard! When did you become so heartless?
It's to save a person!
If we don't get the data, she'll be screwed!
Can't be helped...
Why don't you understand?
It's just for your own convenience!
Don't you have a thing called empathy?!
Ri-chan, listen!
Please stop it.
Eri...
- Eh? - Eh?
Ritsuko, thank you very much.
But it's ok,
I'll find out how to clear up the matter.
Let's do it!!!
Eri-san, let's do it!!
My nature doesn't allow me to ignore those who need help.
You were totally the opposite just now.
Here, please have a seat.~
Please, please!~
It's going to be fine from now on.
Just leave it to me.
Thank you very much.
No, no, no~
That goes without saying.
Such an innocent and beautiful woman
should never be defiled by those men's hands.
I'll definitely get back Eri-san's data.
Eri-san!!
Eri-san, I got your data back.
Sarumaru-san...
Thank you so much for saving me.
How can I express my gratitude?
You don't have to.
The only way to show you my gratitude is
to let you sleep with me.
I'm troubled...
Could you...sleep with me?
Yes!
Saru.
Nosebleed.
There are many other women who suffer from it.
Apart from you, there are many others?
We have to save them!!
Mr.Yamamoto~~
Yamamoto.
Nosebleed.
What the-
What the hell are you guys thinking of?
Just leave it to us!
Girls came out.
Ritsuko,
is he the last one?
Yes, he is the last one.
I see, it's that kind of keyhole.
-It won't open, it won't open. - I haven't unlocked it yet.
Ah, right.
Why are you pissing your pants?
Did you just say I pissed in my pants?
Did you just say that?
There we go!
I'm counting on you, Saru.
Found it!
Aren't these the photos of the employees?
- I like this. - I like this one more.
Then I'd go for her.
No way~
- No, no, no. - It's obviously her.
She's really just B rank.
Are you stupid or what?
It wouldn't be weird if she joined AKB (*idol group).
What is AKB?
That's what I mean by low level.
What do you mean by 'low level', huh?
I don't wanna hear about relationships with a girl from you.
I don't want to be told that by a virgin.
You should count as a virgin as well.
Eh, what's with that?
Love doesn't matter when it comes to sex.
No time for a dispute.
Still not done?
Where is it?
Hey!
Here's a door I can't open!
Shut up and stay quiet!
Bingo~!
It won't open.
That's impossible.
It won't open.
There are no locks Saru can't unlock.
- Shut up and stay quiet. - That's impossible.
If I say I can't open it, then I can't.
- Pick up the phone! - Where's my phone?
It's your phone, Saru.
Don't touch me there.
Why-
It's Ritsuko.
Hello?
This is bad, they're back!
Oh My God.
They're back, she said!
Are you listening? She said they're back!
- Get out of there - That's impossible.
- Come on, come on. Let's give up! - Hurry up, they're back!
Let's go!
That's impossible.
- Run away, run! - It's impossible!
- Quit it, let's go! Let's go! - That's impossible.
- Hurry! - That's bad!
-That's impossible. - Did you just hear that?!
Just run away!
This looks bad...
You really want to quit~?
It's not the same as the agreement.
I started to work here because I thought all I have to do is go on a date for a couple of hours.
Why are you forcing me to have sex?
I definitely don't want to
have sex with a stranger.
I definitely don't want to.
You're fine dating until it comes to having sex? That's a bit~
You're not a kid anymore.
Give it back to me!
The video you took at the job interview-
Don't think it's that easy!
Are you threatening me?
Threatening you?
Better watch your mouth!
It's because you kept saying you wanted money,
that's why we provided you with a place to work at.
That's business, you know.
We're rather good people, don't you think?
For a woman like you, who couldn't find a good job because of the current financial crisis,
we're making your life much easier by giving you money.
Saru.
Found it.
They add a photo to the stolen panties and sell them.
Let's all enjoy doing something fun together!
Sorry for making you wait so long!
You~ You~ this is not right.
Hurting cute girls...
Who are you?!
Yamamoto, take care of the girl!
Doing such dirty business!
Don't think you can continue forever without getting caught!
Suffering from delusions of heroism?
If that's the case, we don't mind killing you and making it look like suicide.
Damn it!
What's wrong with them?
I'm really sorry.
Even though I promised you to bring it back.
It's ok,
there was no choice.
We were close though.
Let's do it one more time.
Don't be so unreasonable!
They wanted to kill Saru for real.
But we were able to enter. We know about the situation as well.
They'll call for back-up and become stronger.
Our Saru won't get defeated that easily.
I didn't manage to open the lock at all!!
Is it okay to leave it like this?
Shut up!
It's okay.
After all, it's impossible.
But...
Eri-san...
would have to continue on with the job.
The wage is pretty good.
Even if I'm told to do other jobs,
I don't have the confidence.
But...
You want to quit, don't you?
But...
I need the money.
You have to quit, Eri.
That's enough!
I told you it's impossible.
Because you told me to count on you, I agreed.
See? It didn't work out.
There's no change in the fact that I need money.
Please stop with the unnecessary meddling!
Please, leave me alone.
If that's the case, you shouldn't have asked from the start.
If, after all, it's easier to make money that way, right?
Then don't ask us from the start.
Saru.
I don't think that's the reason Eri-san said that.
This...
The advance payment,
I'm returning it to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
I'm really sorry!
Why wasn't I able to do it?
Eri-chan, I'm sorry.
- Saru -
I could have done 'it' with Eri-chan.
One more time! I'll enter the 'Dating Club'. I have the ultimate plan.
I'm a bit embarrassed..
That was your plan..?!
That's not true!!
I can enjoy the time if I'm with Saru.
Damn it..!